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vaginamite:

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quesoconcheese:

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

That’s not what that means….

Yes? I’ve picked up multiple women with this line

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awwww-cute:

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burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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zizino:

whats worse to hear 

a) you’re like a brother to me
b) you’re my best friend

c) my confidant
d) my silly rabbit

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  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
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guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

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pussysista:

My 21st birthday

can i hire you for my wedding?

carolxne:

pussysista:

My 21st birthday

can i hire you for my wedding?

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notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

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